Seriously, how difficult can this job be? :D

NAME OF PRODUCTION:MODELS NEEDED FOR PROMOTION WORK £150-£350

A celebrity VIP branding company needs models to accompany a range of celebrities and high profile individuals that they represent on vacations and trips/tours of various sorts. The VIP company deals specifically with anything to do with luxury and extravagance, and is the number one choice by celebrities for putting together their holiday packages.

You will be required to accompany the celebrity clients on yachts, private jets, limos, parties (might be travelling on helicopter for a day to attend exclusive parties in Miami), sporting events (golf, watersports), etc. Other job requirements might be sun-bathing on a private white beach or making each other cocktails at the pool-side bar.

You must be extremely sociable, enthusiastic, outgoing, intelligent (not just a pretty face!), body perfect, no less than 5’5, well-mannered and well-spoken, a great dancer, over 18, have a valid, up to date passport! They want girls with personalities, who the celebrities can be friends with and enjoy their time with. You should not be a celebrity obsessed ‘hanger-on’ but must appear trendy, chic and sophisticated.

THIS IS NOT ESCORTING AND WILL NOT INVOLVE ANY KIND OF ADULT WORK WHATSOEVER!!

The job is very much like hostessing and promo work, except that you will be paid a daily rate to be on holiday as well as have all your expenses covered. There will be absolutely NO ADULT work or nudity involved and your safety there will be secured! You will be accompanied by a team of individuals, including an entourage of lawyers who will be there with you at all times and a booker from the agency. These are all respectable celebrities.

The job pays a minimum of £150-350 for your daily rate. However please remember that the client will be paying for all travel, accommodation, food and all other expenses whilst you are abroad, so this is a fee on top of your glamorous holiday! Please bear that in mind. You will also be abroad for anywhere up to 14 days per vacation/trip.

All you need you to do there is have lots of fun, look good, party and make sure the guests are having the best holiday of their lives!!

The next job is for a celebrity client (details of who this is will be given to you if you are selected for the job) who is going on vacation to the Bahamas and they want to be seen and photographed surrounded by a bevy of beautiful women.

A preliminary casting is taking place at our offices on FRIDAY 7th NOVEMBER 2008 (TOMORROW), and if selected you will attend a casting the following day, on SATURDAY 8th NOVEMBER 2008 for the VIP Company in central London.

PRODUCTION ROLES:as stated
PRODUCTION START DATE:November 30, 2008
PRODUCTION END DATE:January 31, 2008
MEDIA FORMAT:ModellingU

Why are Malaysians still reading The Secret?

Item number 5 under the non-fiction list is a surprise.

On carrying heavy cameras

Me: I'm afraid I might develop CTS, joint arthritis or something.
Friend: I've never heard of people developing arthritis because of the camera :P
Me: We're the new generation.

Conversation with mom

Mom: You should drop in a preserved sour plum the next time you have herbal tea.

Me: I'm lazy and I forget.

Mom: But you should! It will make the tea potent.

I pause for a while, actually considering suggesting if any scientific research has been done on this.

Me: I doubt the tea will provide any form of hay fever relief. Can we please talk about something else?

ps. This is the umpteenth time the topic of the magical properties of preserved sour plum was brought up. =.=

What do you do when you're stuck in the middle?

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Let's face it. Silly as it sounds, this situation is a common theme among women all over the world. I dread when the situation is presented to me. I pray for sufficient confidence to emerge as the winner in a pointless feud.

Measure

Some would use the "Whole Wide World" expression in the context of "beyond compare". This author believes that past experience(s) is essential to make this comparison valid.

Honey, pack your bags.

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Some time earlier this week, the Husband surprised me with Eurostar tickets to Brussels and plane tickets to Barcelona. Both trips are back-to-back. Joy! I have always preferred hopping on a train. Taking the plane means messing about the airport for three hours and having my toothpaste examined preceding boarding the plane. Regardless, as long as I get to the destination in one piece.

Spring is in fashion. The cherry blossoms and flowers are blooming and the pollen has triggered allergic reactions in me. Parks and flowers are pretty to look at. But only from a far. Since I missed the Keukenhof in Amsterdam, here are tulip flowers at Leicester Square park.

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Rick Astley would never...

Survival 101 in London

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Now, the wonderful thing about the location of this place is the W1 postcode. Bond Street (read : shopping mecca) is moments away. If you still have no clue what's in the area, Selfridge's is just around the corner. The shopping is GREAT but gets depressing after a while. I can't be splurging £800 on a handbag everytime I head out!

On to more important updates. I made progress and started cooking. I've not blown up any ovens or microwaved an egg. The consultant has given his stamp of approval.

While preparing dinner yesterday I realized that there was no can opener in this service apartment! It was too tiring to run out in the cold to buy a can opener. Rummaging through my bag, I found my trusty Swiss Army Knife. It definitely came in very useful in this situation.

The basic necessities so far:

• Swiss Army Knife
• credit card (with very high credit limit of course)
• common sense
• basic command of the English language